To The Editor:
Did Doug Mills give Nancy a Snickers bar and dandelions for Mothers Day? That smoke was coming from Marion Houmiels heels while jitterbugging. When her knees bother her, she says its kneemonia. If Marion decides to start dating again, shes going to try that new pill for women called Trymenagain.
Watch for the next installment of our Towers Hour and see if Shirley Brashaw can help Peg LaVigne sing on key. See you all in June! Youre better than the mindless TV shows.
Carol and Alaina Nelson sound like The Judds, but better. You all must come to make things perfect.